Cayenne Crusher, Urus Undoer, Hummer Humiliator: 2025 Rivian R1S Quad Motor Is the Quickest SUV Ever!   Acceleration to 60 mph takes 2.6 seconds. That’s the best we’ve ever tested in an SUV; it's a second or more ahead of bruisers like the BMW XM, Mercedes-AMG GLS63, and Maserati Grecale Trofeo. Even the 1,180-hp quad-motor Yangwang U8 is slower. That time compares better with supercars; it ties the Chevrolet Corvette Z06 and E-Raywhile beating the McLaren 750S, Porsche 911 GT3 RS, and Lamborghini Huracán STO. The R1S Quad is also the quickest SUV in the quarter mile, taking 10.5 seconds to cross the line at 128.2 mph. The Audi RS Q8, Hummer EV, and every BMW M and Mercedes-AMG SUV are at least a second behind. A quicker run has never been printed on the timeslip of a factory Corvette, Dodge Hellcat, or Ford Mustang. More superlatives: The R1S Quad is the all-time SUV leader in the 0–100–0 test, its 10.4-second result bettering the Lamborghini Urus Performante, Porsche Cayenne Turbo GT, and Aston Martin DBX707.   https://www.motortrend.com/reviews/2025-rivian-r1s-quad-motor-first-test-review/

Sad but true.  I'd buy a shirt.

He's beating the shit out of all you twats from what I can see.  And laughing all the way too.  Not your fault though.  Covidians are easy targets.    

Owls can be nasty.... it wouldn't ride in my front seat.....the front seat ruckus could be dangerous  Fish & Game may not be so receptive to your boxed lunch meat  

Honestly just buying it for the name, shutting it down and just selling t shirts is probably way more profitable than what they have going on now.