Fruit loops from Jersey?.... Obviously Kameltoes people..

Someone is butthurt  

It's not a bad idea.  I'd say even make a trade for some good nooks.  Let them continue on that path of child marriage and thought control.  

.....knocking on it and winding my dogs up while I’m eating lunch and talking on the phone.  I glance out the window and it looks like 2 queers holding papers.  Wife is heading out the driveway so, meh, let her deal with them.  Obviously harmless.... Everybody leaves and I noticed the car is a Tesla with Jersey plates.  I call her and ask wtf did they want?   They said they were volunteers campaigning, but I don’t know who for because I told them everyone’s mind here is made up already. So now I’m curious, Elon send them, or Kameltoe’s camp? I hope they come back as I have questions.....

You'll be labeled a target of opportunity....and I may send some duck dynasty types to sweep your home.  I'll be busy here.