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  Meme thread

  By Matt · Posted 1 minute ago

  Do they both feel the V or just one, and is she the one who's married?  What about the back door?  Does the married one do BJs?  Where does the other head go?  If one gets drunk, do they both feel it and do shit they regret?  If they both get drunk, is one a lightweight floozy and one an angry drunk?  Has the non married one ever said "fuck it" and doubled up?  What if the married one is fucked up and the only way she can get off is to take a facial?  Does he ever screw the V where their necks conjoin like sticking your hog between a set of hogans?  Speaking of hogans, do they have more than 2?  Does each feel one?  If so, does he accidentally ever grab the wrong one?  Is there such a thing as a two headed pearl necklace?  What if the other one falls in love?  Do they argue over whose snapper it is?  What happens if only one can feel it and the other's dude is much better in bed?  What if they're both right handed but only the one controlling the left arm is into handies?...  et cetera et cetera et cetera
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  But Mah Poor Autobiography

  By Deephaven · Posted 7 minutes ago

  No he won't.
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  J6, 2025

  By Deephaven · Posted 9 minutes ago

  Talking about vagina is dreaming of cock to you.  Makes sense.
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  Gulf Of America

  By spin_dry · Posted 11 minutes ago

  And Joe FAFO. 
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  Textron to cut more jobs

  By Crnr2Crnr · Posted 12 minutes ago

  they're going to have to salt it....